Meatman and Candygirl in: Hostile High-Rise Battle

It was a Friday night and Candace’s parents, megan and William, were just coming home from the movies while Candace was in her room watching tv. Megan and William were debating about how good and bad the movie was while they were going up the apartment stairs to their home on the 3rd floor. As megan was about to put the key in the door, two shadowy figures of women grabbed both William and megan by the mouth with chloroform-doused rags, knocking them both out and then dragged them to a blue hummer limousine. They put both of candace’s unconscious parents in the back of the limo and before they drove off, one of them stuck a note on the door, got back in the limo and then drove off. The two shadowy figures were revealed to be the fun sisters. Candace wasn’t aware that her parents were kidnapped by the sisters, therefore not worried about them because she thought they went somewhere else after the movies. After watching tv and taking a shower, she went to bed still thinking they’ll be back later.
The next day in the afternoon, Candace still wasn’t aware that her parents were kidnapped all day because she thought her dad went to work and since her mom doesn’t work on weekends because schools doesn’t run on Saturdays, she thought she went to go run some errands.  So she decided to walk to McDonald’s to get herself some lunch. When she walked out the door, she soon realized there was a note on the door that says:
“Your parents have been kidnapped by the fun sisters under my orders. If you would like to see them again, you and your pathetic uncle will have to rescue them from this skyscraper I own called “The Hostile High-rise”. Of course I will have dangerous men and women working for me on every floor stop you from seeing them again. The reason why I had the fun sisters take your parents away was because I wanted to use them as bait so both you and your uncle can show up at the Hostile High-Rise just so you can be killed as well as your parents. Failure to get your parents by approximately 10:00 pm and they will die."
-Raymond Hall
*the note had a picture of the supposedly building of the hostile high-rise*
Candace changed into her candygirl costume and immediately went to meatman’s house to tell him about the note left on her door. However, meatman received the similar note attached to a brick and somehow, Raymond hall knew that candygirl’s mom was meatman’s sister as said in his note.  So meatman and candygirl were trying to figure out a game plan on how to get them back from there but the thing was Raymond never told them where the hostile high-rise was, let alone the picture of it in the note. So meatman decided to just take Candygirl with him to downtown jayton city to search for building seeing how they only have 9 hours to find it.
Meanwhile, in raymond’s office at the hostile high-rise, Raymond hall was having his drink while the fun sisters were standing on each of his side waiting be told what to do. Raymond hall then told the sisters to go check on Megan and William to see how they’re doing. The sisters then unlocked the door to a room to find megan and William both bound to each bolted-down chair and gagged with rags. As they both were struggling, the fun sisters assaulted them by punching each of them in the face as emma told them to shut up. Emily took megan’s sunglasses off of her face so she can wear them and be funny by saying that the world looks purple. Then megan freaks out because without her sunglasses, she becomes scared since she has a phobia of illuminations.  Emily punches Megan in the nose, causing it to bleed, because megan wouldn’t stop screaming despite being gagged. Raymond hall then called the sisters to come back. So they both left and a few seconds after they left, Emily ran back and punched William in the eye, causing it to go black. Emma yelled at Emily to come back and then locked the door behind them.
Back to meatman and candygirl, they made it to downtown jayton city where they asked different people where the building was. Most of them didn’t know while some thought they knew but didn’t. Instead somebody gave them the wrong direction to where it was; they ended up at some abandoned building and they noticed how it doesn’t match the picture of the hostile high-rise.  After spending 3 hours searching for it, they manage to find it somehow. Meatman and candygirl observed the exterior of the building by looking up and seeing how they had little time left, they rushed in the building.
When they were about to go inside, they were stopped by purple vixen and 4 of her henchwomen because after all the times candygirl humiliated her, she wanted revenge. Candygirl put her hand on her face because she was getting tired of purple vixen and her henchwomen as well as wanting to know why she was at the hostile high-rise in the first place. The reason was because Raymond hall hired her to keep candygirl and meatman from advancing to the next floor. After purple vixen explained why she was there, she sent her henchgirls to attack candygirl but candygirl took them down (as usual) in a matter of second while meatman sits in a chair eating popcorn as he watches since he figured that their beat down never gets old to him. After that, candygirl did the same thing to purple vixen and then afterwards, candygirl threw them all in the trash in a nearby dumpster. Seeing how they have little time, they ran in the building and then advanced to the next floor.

The second floor looked like a football field in a room and then out of nowhere, a football flew into meatman’s hands having both him and candygirl in questions.  Shortly after, a large football player tackled meatman to the ground causing candygirl to shriek.  Meatman then made a witty football joke in a raspy voice.  Meatman got back up holding his sore ribs and then candygirl wanted to know if he was okay and he was. Then a man dressed as a stereotypical football coach showed up as a group of football players made way for him. Meatman demanded to know who the coach was and why one of them tackled him. The coach reveals himself to be coach spades and then told meatman and candygirl that his football player henchmen are the linebackers.  Their objective is to not let meatman and candygirl pass under the orders of Raymond hall. After the coach’s speech, he then told the linebackers to attack. The best method to do that is give meatman or candygirl the football so they can tackle them. Seem like they only go after those who has the football or the football itself. So meatman and candygirl try to avoid the football so they don’t get tackled meaning if they caught it, they would have to throw it somewhere else. Then meatman had an idea by figuring out that they have a one-track mind and all the linebackers want is the football and tackle those who have it. So meatman taunts the whole team with their football by a window and then they turned toward meatman to charge at him. As they ran full speed towards him, candygirl was all scared for him because they were going to tackle him out the window. However before they could, meatman moved out the way and threw the football out the window, sending the linebackers falling after the football. Coach spade was outraged how meatman got rid of his henchmen. So he ran to attack meatman but meatman counter-attacked by hitting him in the face with the leg of lamb club. While coach spades was on the ground, meatman and candygirl continue to batter him with their weapons for good measure. After that, coach spade was defeated and then they advanced to the next floor.

The third floor looked to be an interior of a Japanese dojo and there are men and women dressed as ninjas kneeling formally. An older man who’s wearing a haori, kimono and hakamas  is standing in the middle of the kneeling ninjas as if he was expecting meatman and candygirl to show up. He soon walked towards them stating his name was “hajime nakamura” or his ninjas would call him “hajime-sensei”. The name of his ninjas are called “the malevolent ninjas” because they’re heartless and they have no regards for human or animal life; they kill without giving mercy and hajime once killed his fellow ninjas due to their failure. Hajime gave a brief history about how he and Raymond hall were good friends when Raymond hall visited japan 30 years ago. Although they’re still friends, hajime was still going to do Raymond hall’s bidding by keeping meatman and candygirl from going to the next floor. So hajime ordered all of his ninjas to attack meatman and candygirl. Meatman and candygirl agreed to only fight the ninja of the same sex as them, meaning meatman fights the male ninjas while candygirl fights the kunoichis (female ninjas). The malevolent ninja were quite fast and known to not fight fair. One male ninja threw shurikens at meatman but meatman dodged them and he counter attacked by throw shurikens made of shrimp. The shrimp shurikens defeat the same male ninja. When meatman and candygirl were able to defeat some of the ninjas, a fat kunoichi came from nowhere and sat on top of meatman while laughing. Meatman struggled to get her off while candygirl was fending off a sword-wielding kunoichi using her lethal lollipop. Candygirl noticed that the fat kunoichi was sitting on top of her and demanded that she get off meatman. Candygirl distracted the sword-wielding kunoichi somehow, knocked her out and ran toward the fat ninja. Candygirl did a fly kick to the fat kunoichi’s face releasing meatman and then while the fat kunoichi was on her back, candygirl sat on top of her to repeatedly punch her in the face until she was finally knocked out. Meatman and candygirl were able to knock the rest of the ninjas out, leaving only hajime left.  hajime was so disappointed in his ninjas’ failures that when one of them regain consciousness by trying to get up, hajime yells at his ninja in japanese and then stomps on his back, knocking him out again. Hajime grabbed one of the ninjas’ sword and then impaled one of the KO’d ninjas, killing him; meatman and candygirl thought that was harsh then understood why they’re called the malevolent ninjas. Afterwards, hajime started showing off his sword swinging skills. That’s when meatman pulled out a long salami, that’s supposed to represent a sword, and then started swinging it while making bruce lee-esque sounds with his mouth. Hajime took his turn by showing another one of his sword-swinging skills. Meatman responded by also showing his other way of swinging his long salami. Candygirl looked kind of annoyed watching meatman and hajima take turns swinging their weapon around and yelled at them like Ralph Kramden from “The Honeymooners” to just fight. So meatman and hajime had a sword fight and surprisingly, hajime’s sword could not cut through the salami, which makes a clank noise. Hajime and meatman pushed each other across the room with their weapons and then they charged at each other swinging their weapons. They finish the scene by having their weapons swung and despite meatman’s arm being cut, meatman still defeated hajime. Before hajime fell to the ground, hajime stated that it won’t be the last of him and after everyone in the room was defeated, meatman and candygirl pushed over a sign that’s kanji for “merciless” to reveal an elevator to the next floor.
Meanwhile back at Raymond hall’s office, Raymond hall saw on his monitor how meatman and candygirl made it to the elevator on the security camera he has on every floor and elevator; Raymond hall couldn’t believe that they defeat his subordinates. Not wanting Megan and William to starve to death because he wanted them alive until 10 pm, Raymond hall handed each turkey sub to emma and Emily and told them to go feed them. So the fun sisters went in the locked room where Megan and William were held and told them it was time for them to eat. So Emma and Emily ungagged both Megan and William so they can eat the sandwiches but Megan and William refused to eat them because they thought the fun sisters poisoned them; not to mention William complained about what was in the sandwich. Because of them refusing to eat, the fun sisters forced it in their mouth and made them chew it. After they ate their sandwiches, the fun sisters put the rags back over Megan and William’s mouth and then left.  Megan started to cry because she couldn’t take being in distress any longer and was hoping her brother meatman and her daughter candygirl would come sooner.

The fourth floor looked like a rave full of teenagers and young adults with glow sticks. Meatman couldn’t believe that this was the next challenge room because it looked like a nightclub as opposed to a lethal environment. Candygirl thought the room looked fun and decided to dance with the other people. Meatman reminded candygirl that she didn’t have time for that but candygirl tried to convince him to loosen up some. Obviously, she forgot that they don’t have much left and also wasn’t quite aware that all the people in the room are against them. That is until a voice on the speaker told the DJ to stop the music because he spotted meatman and candygirl on the dance floor. The voice on the speaker was a guy with the microphone who soon revealed himself to be Reggie and everyone in the room to be ragin’ rave kids. Reggie did a lame rap about how him and everyone in the room were gonna take down meatman and candygirl for the sake of Raymond hall; candygirl tried to be funny by booing because she thinks his rap was terrible but meatman nudge her shoulder with the back of his hand because he wanted her to stop booing. When Reggie stops rapping, meatman laid the first punch on one of the rave kids and then the whole room became one giant riot. Meatman and candygirl tried their best to fend all of them off but some were able to get some hits on meatman and candygirl. However, meatman and candygirl still were able to beat them all up but then candygirl had an idea on how to clear out the whole room by using a jawbreaker bomb. After she ignited the bomb, she and meatman had to take cover somewhere away from the bomb. When the bomb exploded, half the crowd were KO’d while they had to take the rest of them out with physical combat. After meatman and candygirl beat up the rest of the ragin’ rave kids, they were able to manhandle reggie and then leave him tied up as they advanced to the next floor.

The 5th floor looked like a blast furnace. In fact, they were standing on a metal mesh floor above a pool of molten metal and because of that, meatman and candygirl started to sweat pretty badly. It’s so hot, candygirl’s lethal lollipop started to melt and meatman’s leg of lamb club caught on fire. The next guys they had to fight were Blaze Doctor with his henchmen and henchwomen in heat resistance suits. Together, they’re called “The Heavy heaters”. Of course, Blaze doctor had to introduce himself before fighting and then state that him and his minions are going to burn them up for their master, Raymond hall. So meatman and candygirl dispatched all of blaze doctor’s minions, knocking some in the molten metal pool. When meatman and candygirl were done fighting the the rest of the heavy heaters, they had a tough battle with blaze doctor, seeing how he uses a flaming sledgehammer. After fighting for a while, Blaze doctor was defeated by candygirl by knocking him in the molten metal. As Blaze doctor sank into the molten metal, he did a rip off of terminator death scene except he gave them the middle finger instead of the thumbs up. Afterwards, meatman and candygirl wanted to advance but the problem was on the other side of the molten metal and the bridge was destroyed by blaze doctor. However, meatman have the idea to use his sausage link rope to lasso a hook in the ceiling for both of them to swing over the molten metal pool and to the elevator door. As for the sausage link meatman left behind, he decided to let it cook over the molten metal pool.

On the sixth floor, there was a small room full of hipsters sitting in bean bag chairs on their laptops with pizza boxes everywhere. There’s a sketched picture of Raymond hall dressed up as jesus that says “Raymond hall is our god”; one of the hipsters in the room named liz drew it as well as a picture of meatman and candygirl with dart sticking out of the drawing because they’re their enemy. This group is called the trollz because they always leaving negative comments and feedbacks on websites (such as youtube, deviantart and other web sites) that allows commenting just to anger people. Their leader is named  chris Mcnanny and the reason why they joined Raymond hall to do his bidding is because Raymond hall needed help using his computer and chris mcnanny was the guy for him. The trollz continued to be on their laptops as well as debate whether a movie sucked or not until meatman and candygirl made it to their floor. The trollz all glared at them and chris mcnanny introduced himself and the trollz. Chris told them what their purpose was and candygirl was wondering who kept leaving those mean comments on her tumblr account and it was them obviously. So instead of beating them up, candygirl defeated them all, including chris mcnanny, by somehow destroying all of their laptops as well as meatman destroying the router that connects to the internet for good measure. All the trollz, including chris, started crying because breaking their laptops is like killing them and candygirl destroyed it to where they can’t fix it. Then both of them advanced to the next floor.  

From floor 7 through 39, there were a mixture of remaining henchmen and henchwomen of teams meatman and candygirl recently fought. For example, on the current 7th floor,  there was a group that consisted of members of the linebackers, purple vixens and the heavy heaters while floor 8 had malevolent ninjas, ragin’ rave kids and dancers (they belong to arayasouren and their leader isn’t in the hostile high-rise but are hired by Raymond hall). Despite every one of their leader being defeated, Raymond hall wanted all the member of every team to not let meatman and candygirl through. So Meatman and candygirl dispatched the remaining members of every evil organization on each floor and they smoothly made it to the 40th floor where Raymond is. It took a while but they finally made it.

It was 9:59 pm, 30 seconds before 10 o’clock, Raymond hall assume that both candygirl and meatman weren’t going to make it in time. So Raymond opened his drawer in his desk, reached for two .375 magnums made of 24 carat gold, handed each one to the fun sisters and then ordered them to shoot candygirl’s parents in the head with them. Right before Emma was about to open the door to the room her parents were locked in, meatman and candygirl both kicked the door down. The fun sisters got angry because they were interrupted by meatman and candygirl. So the sisters pointed the gun at meatman and candygirl. the thing about the bullets in the golden magnum is they cause the hole to be 5 inches bigger than the bullet. If anyone were to get shot in the head, for example, not only would they die instantly but the hole would look much more gruesome than the average bullet hole. Same thing applies to limbs such as the leg or arm. Unlike the head or torso, if a limb was shot with a bullet of the golden magnum, they lose a limb and they’ll inevitably die instantly. So the best thing meatman and candygirl could do was to dodge the bullet at all cost until all the bullets in their guns are gone. When the bullets missed it put big holes in walls, the floor and the door. The sisters got into argument because Emily ran out of bullet since each gun contains 6 bullets and Emily wanted to use Emma’s but Emma wouldn’t let her. They almost shot Raymond hall by mistake and that made Raymond hall scold them by telling them to watch where they’re shooting and stop arguing. They stop arguing and looked at Raymond hall and while the sisters were distracted, candygirl quickly sought the opportunity to knock them both out by bumping both of their head together. After knocking out the twins, candygirl tied them up with her red rope so they won’t cause any more trouble and all there’s left for meatman and candygirl to face was Raymond hall himself. Meatman demanded to know where Megan was and then Raymond hall showed meatman and candygirl where she and William were, which was in the room he had the sisters leave them in. after meatman and candygirl saw how they’re bound, gagged and badly beaten, both meatman and candygirl were enraged with fury and wanted Raymond hall to pay for that. Raymond hall revealed to have superhuman strength by picking up both candygirl parents still bounded to their chairs and pulling them from the bolts. While carrying them with each hand, he went into an elevator in that same room and arrange for meatman and candygirl to meet him on roof to settle a score with them. Meatman and candygirl went in the same empty elevator Raymond hall was in to go on the roof and when they got there, Raymond hall was standing there as if he was waiting for them to show up. Meatman and candygirl saw Megan and William dangling over the edge of the building still strapped to their chairs and was worried for them as well as being outraged with Raymond halls action. Raymond hall gave a short speech and when he was done, candygirl ran to attack him and meatman told her not to because of his power. When she was about to lay a first hit on Raymond hall, he back handed her away. Raymond hall then walked towards candygirl and then kicked her a few times. He fractured her legs by jumping on them causing her to scream in agony. Meatman yelled for candygirl and told Raymond to stop but he continued to brutally beat her. Raymond then picked up the badly battered candygirl by the neck and then punched her in the faced over and over again. When Raymond was about to give her the final blow, meatman physically interrupted him because he couldn’t take seeing candygirl get beaten up anymore. So meatman carried her to a safe spot and then angrily told him that it was him he wanted, not candygirl and didn’t need to be beaten like that. Raymond understood that and then took off the top part of suit so Raymond hall could fight meatman shirtless. Meatman ready himself and then they fought. They punched and kicked each other back and forth and the fight was getting intense, if not dramatic. After a long fight, meatman defeated Raymond hall and Raymond hall fell off the building but still was gripping on to the edge. After Raymond hall stated that meatman has won fair and square, he then let go of the building and fell off; Meatman couldn’t believe that Raymond hall did that and fell to his death. Once that’s over, meatman rescued both Megan and William then they went to go check on candygirl. Judge by candygirl’s condition, she couldn’t stand up and her parents were upset about that. So meatman picked her up, took a one-way elevator back to the lobby  and they all left the hostile high-rise; all of them got in meatman’s truck and meatman stated that the whole thing was done.

The next day, which was sunday, Candace was laying in the bed watching tv in her pajamas with her legs wrapped in cast. Until her legs get better, she has to use a wheelchair, which was next to her bed. Meatman dropped by to see how she’s doing. Candygirl told meatman that the condition of her legs are not serious and will get better in a week or two. Meatman thought that was great and then her mom came in to check on her. Megan said hello to her brother meatman because she realized he showed up. Her mom came in with some juice and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for Candace. Candace thanked her for the sandwich as she ate it and then wonders what happened to Raymond hall. Meatman doesn’t really know but he has a feeling that he’s still alive.

THE END